(To the tune of the Jets song from West Side Story)
At Computer Quest,
The Vets come to stay.
They come here to nest.
They won't go away.
Hey, we'll teach some vets
With a capital V.
We'll give them some training
For an exorbitant fee.
The vets are in class.
They're service disconnected.
They'll probably pass.
Subsistence is expected.
The money's well protected.
At Computer Quest
Hopefully the students won't frown.
Hey, we're right on a bus line.
We're right near Parmatown.
At Computer Quest
C.O.R.E. and Tech can be found.
If we promise them jobs
The vets might stick around.
Then maybe vets
Might come back for more.
Take the Associates Degree
And the money they'll score.
Computer Quest has to try
To not keep the classes teeny.
To thwart a scamming guy
Cause every Nazzarini is a lousy weenie
Here come the vets
Like a runaway train.
Their so Goddamn Needy.
They'll drive you insane.
Computer Quest will do fine.
We'll keep the records hidden
We're hanging a sign
Says “Real Students Forbidden”
And we're not kidding.
Here come the vets
And they're going to eat
Every last bit of subsistence.
Every class they'll repeat.
Every
Mother
Lovin
Class
They'll Repeat
Yeah!
